Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Kinsey was in Bloomington - no coincidence!


IU is RED HOT. Too darn red hot, if you ask most people around here in Bloomington. Is it any surprise that Kinsey had his revelation (made famous by Cole Porter) while he was here in Bloomington? We think not.

According to the Kinsey report
ev'ry average man you know
much prefers to play his favorite sport
when the temperature is low
but when the thermometer goes way up
and the weather is sizzling hot
Mister GOB for his squab,
a marine for his queen
a G.I. for his cutie-pie is not
Cause it's too too too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

But we don't need to tell YOU that, do we? You were here in town moving your kid into the dorm. How did it all go???? Elvis and Elvira are interested in your feedback.

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